Earlier today, Apple announced their financial results for the first fiscal quarter of 2017.
There's a huge amount of data, and I'll leave that for other people to try to understand.
Put simply, this quarter was Apple's all-time highest revenue of $78.4 billion, and also an all-time earnings per share record of 3.36. In this quarter they sold 78.3 million iPhones, 13.1 million iPads, and 5.4 million Macs (That doesn't sound dead to me).
If that's not good enough for you, then over at MacStories John Voorhees has written a great article covering everything you need to know, and of course it's filled with their usual well designed graphs!